slares
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I Dont have skeltons in my closet.... there still decomposing... wanna join em?
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Slares
Dec 13, 2005 23:02:42 GMT -5
Post by slares on Dec 13, 2005 23:02:42 GMT -5
Why would you care if i used it anyway? My Katana can cut through just as much.
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Slares
Dec 14, 2005 0:34:23 GMT -5
Post by Drakssus on Dec 14, 2005 0:34:23 GMT -5
Because yourr "spieces" is undetectable through the Force, so I'm guessing your not able to use it.
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slares
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I Dont have skeltons in my closet.... there still decomposing... wanna join em?
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Slares
Dec 14, 2005 12:56:17 GMT -5
Post by slares on Dec 14, 2005 12:56:17 GMT -5
I said i was uneffected by it but i still have midiclorians(sp?) in my body like all living things and i do train with sith so whos says i cant use it...^_^
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Slares
Dec 14, 2005 17:38:02 GMT -5
Post by Hettar Magruder on Dec 14, 2005 17:38:02 GMT -5
...... You just made your character god, with a katana made of "bone" that can cut through things as well as a lightsaber. I find thishard to believe. Oh, and your heart beats once an hour, if that much.
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Slares
Dec 14, 2005 17:50:24 GMT -5
Post by Hettar Magruder on Dec 14, 2005 17:50:24 GMT -5
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Dec 14, 2005 17:50:47 GMT -5
Post by Hettar Magruder on Dec 14, 2005 17:50:47 GMT -5
hehe, your character is female.
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slares
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I Dont have skeltons in my closet.... there still decomposing... wanna join em?
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Slares
Dec 14, 2005 20:19:22 GMT -5
Post by slares on Dec 14, 2005 20:19:22 GMT -5
riiiiight.....
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Slares
Dec 14, 2005 20:20:49 GMT -5
Post by Drakssus on Dec 14, 2005 20:20:49 GMT -5
I said i was uneffected by it but i still have midiclorians(sp?) in my body like all living things and i do train with sith so whos says i cant use it...^_^ But you have to be Force Sensitive in order to wield a lightsaber. Read the whole first paragraph, please...
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slares
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I Dont have skeltons in my closet.... there still decomposing... wanna join em?
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Slares
Dec 14, 2005 20:31:26 GMT -5
Post by slares on Dec 14, 2005 20:31:26 GMT -5
im messing wit you chill and i said who says i cant as in who says i cant use the force i just havnt stated it or used it i only have the reflexs of sith or jedi i can do no other feat besides the reflexes you have to develop them training with sith
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slares
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I Dont have skeltons in my closet.... there still decomposing... wanna join em?
Posts: 89
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Slares
Dec 14, 2005 20:36:27 GMT -5
Post by slares on Dec 14, 2005 20:36:27 GMT -5
hehe, your character is female. My character is male... and at least i took some time in desighning him...not picking him up from some outdated western movie and doing a poor job in replicating him
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Dec 14, 2005 21:25:27 GMT -5
Post by Hettar Magruder on Dec 14, 2005 21:25:27 GMT -5
No dude, I see boobies on that pic. And excuse me, but you have acted like your character is a human the whole time. At least I didn't just add on random bullshit like a "bone katana" and Darth Maul's ship. My guy started out with nothing, and needs nothing, just like Blondie from the Good, The Bad, And the Ugly. You probably haven't seen the movie. If you had, you'd know how much of a badass he is.
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Dec 14, 2005 21:28:13 GMT -5
Post by Hettar Magruder on Dec 14, 2005 21:28:13 GMT -5
I hear heavy bootsteps, then a man pokes me in the shoulder. Hard. "Hey, that's my seat. You might wanna move, old man." I look up, pushing my hat brim back up. "Boy, I was killing people before you were walking. I don't see your name on this seat." The large men, tired with the arguing already, tries to punch me in the face. I throw my arm under his groin, and pull up, at the same time fliiping him around. He does a backflip, then hits the ground on his stomach with a cry of pain. I stoop down, whispering in his ear. "I would advise that you not mess with anyone on this flight. 'Specially if you don't know who they are." I then sit back down in my seat, amongst stares, and flip my hat brim back down. I need some sleep, and after that show, I don't think anybody else will try anything. Sounds like clint eastwood to me.
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Dec 14, 2005 21:52:42 GMT -5
Post by Drakssus on Dec 14, 2005 21:52:42 GMT -5
Sounds like Chuck Norris to me...
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Dec 14, 2005 21:54:20 GMT -5
Post by Hettar Magruder on Dec 14, 2005 21:54:20 GMT -5
Chuck norris? He's kinda lame. He always assumes "the karate stance". Clint eastwood is too cool to do that.
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Slares
Dec 14, 2005 21:57:32 GMT -5
Post by Drakssus on Dec 14, 2005 21:57:32 GMT -5
No way, Chuck is better and I have facts!
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea- bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
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